Accident

Saw an old lady get knocked off her bike by a taxi today. As Lemon and I were near we rushed over to help her, put a jacket to keep her warm, and make sure she was breathing etc. Soon we were surrounded by a group of unhelpful RUBBERNECKERS all yelling about one thing or another. Suspicious glances and accusatory outbursts were directed at me because since I was the only one (apart from Lemon) helping her. The mob was about 30 or more thick, which I guess was good because it served as a protection barrier between the lady and the rest of the traffic. When the friendly cop arrived, and the traffic controller who saw the incident explained that we were the only people who gave a BADGER'S BALLS and helped, there were murmurs about 'what good people' etc.
After she got over the shock she got up and the controller said she'd be ok.